Final Fantasy: Zac Stacy
The St. Louis Rams had a backfield of Isaiah Pead, Zac Stacy and Daryl Richardson in 2013. Two of these backs (Pead/Richardson) were rookies in 2012, and Stacy was a rookie this past season. Pead, in...
View Article2014 Razzball Fantasy Football Rankings: Running Backs
2014 Rankings: Top-200 | Top-200 (Half-PPR) | Top-200 (PPR) | QB | RB | RB (PPR)| WR | WR (PPR) | TE | TE (PPR) | K | DST | IDP Rankings: Top-100 | DL | DB | LB So we've finally arrived at what many...
View ArticleFinal Fantasy: Zac Stacy
The St. Louis Rams had a backfield of Isaiah Pead, Zac Stacy and Daryl Richardson going into the 2013 season. Two of these backs (Pead/Richardson) were coming off their rookie years, and Stacy was...
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2014 Overrated: Tre Mason
Pfft, what is that? Just a four-pack? I got a six-pack son, and mine are drinkable. ADVANTAGE ME. There's a whole lotta talking going on about Tre Mason and his eventual coup against Zac Stacy. While...
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Overrated: Trent Richardson
Hunh? What's that? Run for more than two yards? LOL. It was reported some months back that Trent Richardson stated his top priority this off-season was was to learn the Colts's offensive system. Ya...
View Article2014 Fantasy Football Auction Strategy & Values
Well, this is it, the last required information dump (hehe, dump) for the masses in preparation for your 2014 Fantasy Football Draft. And here it is, the auction values have been released. But I'm...
View ArticleAmbulance Chasers, Preseason Edition: Reduced S-Pead Limit in Missouri
The tale of St. Louis Rams' running back Isaiah Pead may end up being a short one. Pead was taken by the Rams with the 50th overall pick of the 2012 Draft, eights spots ahead of stud linebacker Lavonte...
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Bradford Out For Year, There Goes My Fantasy Season, Said No One Ever
As you may have noticed, there hasn't been too much pre-season news to take note of this year. I can't say if it was different last year, mostly because of alcohol. But so far, we've had the Andre...
View ArticleHandcuff Report, Week One: The 2014 Primer
Welcome to the Handcuff Report, 2014 primer. The Almighty J-FOH has bestowed upon me the honor of keeping you knuckleheads up to date on the latest NFL arrests, felonies, and misdemeanors. If Steven...
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Tony Romo: Interception Savant
An artist's depiction of yesterday's Cowboys game. I've come to the conclusion that the first every Sunday of football should always have the Dallas Cowboys doing whatever that was they did yesterday...
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Getting STATy With It, Week 2: Welcome To The Stats Machine
Projections are like opinions, and you know what Dirty Harry said about opinions. "Well, opinions are like as*holes. Everybody has one." -Harry Callahan (Dead Pool, 1988). Projections are "informed"...
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We Are All on the Oregon Trail of Fantasy Football, Let’s See What Happens
To be honest, I'm not really sure what to do with myself right now. As I'm writing today's recap (which will be yesterday's recap when you read this), I find myself essentially writing my first ever...
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Every Fantasy Player You Own is Either Injured or Doing Poorly
So, if you don't know what to make of this year so far, join my club. I just started it, but looking at the numbers... yes, it appears the entire Earth is already a member. There are so many...
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Matt Prater Will Have a Couple of Voicemail Messages Waiting for Him Today
In a thrilling day of footballing, there were nine games decided by a touchdown or less, three games decided by a field goal or less, and two overtime victories. It was enough to make some teams...
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Who Are These Guys?, Week 6: Wyld Stallyns
Four score and 7 quarters ago... Considered by many to be the best time traveling movie ever made, Back to the Future is a must see film of the 80's. Set in Hill Valley, California, Marty McFly...
View ArticleDisgraces and Delights, Week 6: Gronk Makes Tom Brady Feel Like a Man Again
Gronk, my savior. My gallant knight in shining armor riding his mighty steed coming to rescue me, his distressed virgin maiden. That's two weeks in a row now that Gronk has saved me from fantasy...
View ArticleHandcuff Report, Week 6: The One Where I Apologize
I'd like to begin this week's installment of the handcuff report by apologizing profusely for ignoring Andre Williams last week. I seriously considered mentioning Williams value as a keeper, but ROS...
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Well, Better than Throwback 2008 Detroit Night
In what was a pretty subdued game for most of the night, there were plenty of opportunities for the Rams to take advantage of, but they managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory multiple...
View ArticleBattle Flex, Week 7: Quick is the Name
Last week, I had success with Trent Richardson over Bishop Sankey selection, but unfortunately the wide receiver battle was a dud for both sides. That's just fantasy football and sometimes, you we have...
View ArticleHandcuff Report, Week 7: Handcuffs To The Handcuffs
In what has become a seemingly weekly occurrence the most interesting handcuff in the land happens to be playing in the Thursday Night Game. I think this happens just to spite me. It's as if the...
View ArticleWaiver Wired, Week 8: The Byes Are Coming!
Normally, I start with a little opening about the week and dive into the picks for the waiver wire. This week, I’m going to go a little different to open... It’s one thing to get waiver advice from...
View ArticleWho Are These Guys, Week 8: Impostors?
Last week, I had the ALCS on the television as I was researching some fantasy fantasy football on my MacBook Pro, and something funny happened. My wife, who's more of a Total Divas and House Hunters...
View ArticleWaiver Wired, Week 10: Filling Nick Foles’ Hole
The injury bug strikes again, and this time it’s a quarterback who takes the beating. Philadelphia will be without the services of quarterback Nick Foles for several weeks after breaking his collarbone...
View ArticleHit it or Quit it, Week 11: Whoa Here She Comes, She’s a Maneater
Well, well, well, here we are again my lovelies, trudging on into Week 11 of the 2014 Fantasy Football season. As we near the playoffs, one thing is certain, our hooptied rosters are still plugging...
View ArticleOn Pace, Week 11: Pace Yourself
DeMarco Murray is no longer on pace to break the single season record for rushing yards. He is, however, on pace to finish the season with 1,973 yards on the ground. To do so he will have to maintain...
View ArticleKC’s Review, Week 15: I Hate This Part
I hate goodbyes. I hate when Sundays end. I hate when I hear Carrie Underwood singing “You’ve been waiting all week for Sunday Night.” No, not because she is hotter than I am, or I am jealous of her...
View Article2014 Rankings Retrospective: Running Backs
So we're back at it, loosely going over 2014 while also looking forward to 2015. It's an interesting exercise, if only because it's the most excercise I've gotten in a while. Also, seeing as how the...
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2015 NFL Draft: Jameis Winston Drafted First, Celebrates Shellfishly
Well, the 2015 NFL Draft is finally over, and after 29 days (okay, to be fair, it was four days), we can finally get a better picture of how roles, players, teams, game-plans, etc. will take shape as...
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The Age of RG-3 Closes, Let the Epoch of KC-1 Begin
[caption id="attachment_36117" align="aligncenter" width="480"] Both Jared and RG-3 have fallen. If I were Justin Tuck, I'd be worried...[/caption] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay. Not really. And so...
View ArticleCan Romonobyl Happen if Romo Isn’t in the Game?
In what was a interesting-because-it-was-close-but-sorta-kinda-boring-anyways Sunday Night Football game, Dallas once again proved that they are two different teams depending on which half it is. It's...
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